what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt
You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.
Paper: J.J. Socha, Gliding Flight in Chrysopelea: Turning a Snake into a Wing (free acces).
chase had never used mouthwash before
so naturally he wants to try the listerine i had on the kitchen table
long story short
he did not know what to expect, and ended up spitting all over my kitchen floor and screaming and choking
Omg chase is the biggest dork I’m laughing so hard