what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt
You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.
Chrysopelea paradisi, gliding snake read more on National Geographic and flyingsnake.org. Watch Jake Socha TEDxVideo:
Photos by Jake Socha and Tim Laman. Gif video sources 1.) PBS and 2.) IoP.
Paper: J.J. Socha, Gliding Flight in Chrysopelea: Turning a Snake into a Wing (free acces).
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
maybe she is wearing her makeup different?
#IsThisEvenAThing #ThisIsFuckingPerfect #IveFinallyFoundMyPeople
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
(Source: girlhearted)
chase had never used mouthwash before
so naturally he wants to try the listerine i had on the kitchen table
long story short
he did not know what to expect, and ended up spitting all over my kitchen floor and screaming and choking
worth it
Omg chase is the biggest dork I’m laughing so hard
